Kenny VS. Slaughterhouse – “Cock Magic”

January 1, 2015 by Admin  
Filed under Learning Magic Tricks

Kenny battles it out in the new South Park episode “Cock Magic”. Watch the full episode for free here: http://cart.mn/sp-CockMagic.
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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25 Responses to “Kenny VS. Slaughterhouse – “Cock Magic””
  1. South Park Studios says:

    Watch the new episode “Cock Magic” for FREE here:
    http://cart.mn/sp-CockMagic

  2. KPL88 says:

    That moment you realize that there’s only 22 episodes of South Park left.

  3. Luna D says:

    Am I the only one that finds it really ironic that this episode parodies
    Magic the Gathering (having all the boys love it), but that South Park did
    a 1997 ad about it that ends with Kenny saying, “That sounds fucking gay”?
    XD

  4. doctorletsplay says:

    I prefer yu gi oh..

  5. TheTotte654 says:

    I know they stopped killing Kenny, and they don’t TRY to find a way to do
    it, but when there is an oppurtunity they should take it.

  6. rosenjcb says:

    Is anything they’re saying about the card game itself within the rules of
    Magic the Gathering? Or is it just mumbo fantasy jumbo like, “The Warlock
    did 40 damage with his sword of doom.”

  7. gordogunso says:

    Amd i.was hoping for some Pokemon/Yugioh OCG references….

  8. Sero El Mero says:

    0:24

    That’s actually what I’m always thinking in Hearthstone.

    btw, 0:05
    best moment.

  9. semih dinc says:

    Can someone pls tell how I set my country to the USA so I can watch this? :D 

  10. Matrix_ says:

    God the damn things there overreacting over are pretty shitty cards in
    magic…. Why not play and of the power 9s? At least do some reasearch on
    the game to see what is good or bad

  11. Steven Ethan says:

    Detective Harris: Hello, Mr. McCormick. Surprised to see us?

    Stuart: What do you mean?

    Det. Harris: Let’s cut the crap, huh? We know there’s an illegal cock Magic
    ring going on in town, we just wannan know who’s leading it.

    Stuart: What’s cock Magic?

    Det. Harris: Right. Roosters are being forced against their will to play
    “Magic: the Gathering,” and you know nothing about it because you’re
    ‘white’. Let’s git something straight: cock Magic isn’t an Asian thing or a
    Mexican thing. White people do it too, if they’re poor enough. You got a
    junked car in your front yard, Mr. McCormick. Care to tell us where the
    cock Magic fights are being held?

    Stuart: I don’t go to any cock Magic fights!

    Det. Harris: Do you have any sympathy at all for the animals, Mr.
    McCormick? Can you imagine being kept in a small cage, barely able to turn
    around, and then finally let out only to be blasted by Arctic ice spells
    and legendary creature cards? It’s illegal, and it’s wrong. And anyone I
    find involved with this filth is going down!

  12. Lolwutburger says:

    Aside from the Star Trek Nerds and Mike (that other kid with the stutter
    auditioning for the role of morning announcements announcer), did anyone
    notice the Chinpokomons and the Megamen at the opening shot of the store?

  13. BackslashFacepalmsAtYou says:

    Randy made me really uncomfortable in this episode.

  14. vjm3 says:

    Kenny can’t afford food, how can he afford Magic Cards?

  15. sakuraslicer19 says:

    This episode was SOOOOOO disappointing, especially when it aired on my
    birthday.

  16. MrSnowy665 says:

    You know what I like best about South Park? They really do their research
    whenever they do an episode about something, they don’t give a shit if you
    don’t know what’s going on…they’re just being as faithful as possible to
    the subject and I find that really refreshing.
    Any other show would just phone it in, but South Park makes the effort.
    Good job guys, keep it up.

  17. Robot Devil says:

    Damn chicken play good MtG.

    But Parakeets play damn good Hearthstone though.

  18. zygas25 says:

    It kinda reminds me of the underground yugioh places i know. Where they
    play for decks, cash or whatever. Saw a guy loose his deck and watch once

  19. MariusThePaladin says:

    Bullshit, how could a poor kid afford to play Magic : The Gathering.

  20. Cudi says:

    What the fuck are you people talking about, this episode was hilarious with
    Randys cock magic.

  21. Casimus Prime says:

    I’ll play 2 more Mana cards, do 3 taps, and attack with my Knight of
    Farragon. Knight does 2 damage to your Elder Beast.

  22. josh lafleur says:

    THE MASTER OF CARDS KENNY MCCORMICK HES MYSTERION AND HE SAYS WANT MY
    CALLING CARD OR DIE

  23. Kenny McCormick says:

    Mrmph Mmph (I Beat The Crap Out Of Him)

  24. Bruce Jason says:

    Fact: South Park is only going to have 20 episodes

  25. Hail Kira says:

    Kenneth the Queen of Magic Cards

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